🌿 Dr. Jaya’s OUID Bible

The Best Medical Marijuana Edibles for Real Relief, Rest, and Ritual

Whether you’re weed-curious, chronic-pain exhausted, or just tired of guessing which gummy won’t ruin your day, welcome. You’ve just found the ultimate OUID guide from an actual doctor who uses this stuff — not just to medicate, but to meditate, regulate, and recalibrate.

I’m Dr. Jaya — aka The Oui Doctor — and this is my no-BS breakdown of the best medical marijuana products I recommend to patients who are done with side effects, sick of pills, and ready for relief that feels good.

Let’s talk edibles, dosing, tips, and exactly what works — and why.

🔮 FIRST: Why OUID?

Medical cannabis (aka OUID) can support:

• Chronic pain
• PTSD
• Sleep struggles
• Anxiety + overstimulation
• Menstrual misery
• Inflammation
• Recovery from illness, burnout, or just life

It’s not a cure-all — but when used correctly, it can be a nervous system reset button that doesn’t flatten your personality or wreck your day.

🍭 OUID Product Recommendations

🌈 Pink Pomegranate Balance Gummy

The Desert Island Gummy

• Ratio: 1:1 THC to CBD
• ¼ gummy = mild daytime support
• ½ to 1 gummy = great for winding down at night
• My personal favorite: versatile, reliable, doesn’t sedate or spike

✨ THC treats today’s pain. CBD prevents tomorrow’s.

🍯 THC Full-Spectrum Honey

Sleepytime Hero

• Add ¼ teaspoon to hot tea or cocoa
• Hot liquids activate absorption (trust me)
• Helps with anxiety, insomnia, pain
• Great for end-of-day overthinkers

🍋 Fast-Acting Key Lime Gummy

Social Anxiety’s Kryptonite

• Water-soluble = kicks in in 15–20 minutes
• Perfect for errands, social events, or PMS-fueled rage at strangers
• Lighter buzz than regular gummies, shorter duration — better for daytime

🫐 Blueberry Elderberry Relief Gummy

The Chronic Pain + Immune Booster

• Ratio: 1:20 THC to CBD
• Perfect for inflammation, pain, sleep, immune support
• Very low THC = no head trip
• ⅓ gummy nightly = one bag lasts a month

🍑 Peach Ginger Calm Gummy

For the Fried Nervous System

• Ratio: 1:8 THC to CBD
• Excellent for anxiety, perimenopause, or trauma recovery
• Ginger helps with digestion and nausea
• Take in the evening for grounding, not sedation

💥 AYO Blue Raspberry Gummy

Turnt Optional

• 20mg THC per gummy — not for beginners
• Good for higher tolerance or just… needing to feel alive again
• Take ¼ gummy (seriously), wait 90 minutes, enjoy the ride
• This is the “I’m laughing with my daughter in the kitchen at midnight” gummy

💡 Absorption Hacks

Pro Tip: Most gummies contain fat-soluble THC — your body absorbs it better with a little dietary fat.

🧀 Eat your gummy right after a spoon of peanut butter or a string cheese.
⏳ Wait 90 minutes (except fast-acting, which kicks in around 20).
🎯 Expect 4–6 hours of relief when you get the dose right.

🎨 Flavor Cheat Sheet

🍋 Citrus (lime, lemon, grapefruit) = energizing, uplifting, daytime vibes
🫐 Berry + cherry = sedating, calming, better for evening

The fruit flavor isn’t just a marketing gimmick — it’s a terpene indicator. Pay attention.

🧘🏽‍♀️ Final Wisdom from Dr. Jaya

Start low. Go slow. Relief is the goal — not confusion.

Medical marijuana is safer than peanuts or water. There are zero recorded deaths from cannabis itself. But when dosed too high, it can cause panic, sedation, or just a rough ride. That’s why I teach people to microdose with intention — especially when trauma, chronic illness, or perimenopause are in the mix.

🪴 How to Get Started

If you already have your Louisiana medical card, you can purchase these products from your local dispensary.
If you don’t, you have options:

🆓 Just need a basic card? You can get one for free at goodcannanow.com — fast and easy.

🩺 Want a clinic that actually backs you? Where your doctor understands trauma, hormone shifts, anxiety, court letters, pain management, and actual treatment planning? That’s what we do at The Oui Doctor.

Relief is possible. You deserve to feel better. Let’s start there.

— Dr. Jaya