We are launching THREE NEW CONSULTS that can directly improve your quality of life.
Just say OUI to NEW SOLUTIONS to OLD PROBLEMS!
THE ARTHRITIS CONSULT
starting at $199 per visit / Every 2 months
- We are now using low dose semaglutide and tirzepatide SUCCESSFULLY in the reduction of arthritis pain and inflammation. THIS IS NOT A WEIGHT LOSS DOSE. This is for the PURE GOAL of reducing pain and inflammation so you can MOVE MORE and LIVE BETTER! For just $199 you can get two months worth of medicine PLUS lab work and medical grade supplement recommendations so that you can rock around the Christmas tree this December with LESS PAIN.
- We also offer referrals to specialists as needed!
- No insurance needed, and NO WAITING! Our amazing providers are ready to see you NOW.
- WE ARE THE FIRST CLINIC TO OFFER GLP-1s for this indication, LEADING THE CHARGE ON NEW WAYS TO IMPROVE YOUR LIVES! Remember - you saw it here FIRST!
- ($199 for low-dose Semaglutide, $249 for low-dose Tirzepatide)
The FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH CONSULT
$199 per visit / Every 2 months
Ready to pull a Cher and turn back time? We have worked exclusively with Dr. Kylee Vidrine to form the ultimate TIME-TURNING MACHINE!
This consult is $199 for a 2-month supply and includes:
- Lab orders to review nutritional status
- Medical grade supplement recommendations
- Visit with your board-certified provider
- CUSTOMIZED PRESCRIPTION BLEND of T-RETINOIN (!), ESTRIOL (to bring the bounce back!), and METHYLENE BLUE (the ultimate anti-aging anti-oxidant!)
- This is a prescription face cream you cannot get over the counter, and we will titrate it every 2 months to adjust dose as needed!
- GO ON AND TAKE YOUR BEFORE PICTURE LADIES AND GENTS, because you're gonna be the GLOWIEST THANG UNDER THE MISTLETOE BEFORE YOU KNOW IT!
Introducing the F*CK CANCER (ANTI-CANCER) consult
starting at $249/2 month supply
- Tirzepatide targets insulin, which is needed for cancer to grow. Lower the insulin level, cancer can't grow!
- Provider Evaluation and Medical-Grade supplement recommendations
- Option to add 12-month Ouid Card as well
- Great for cancer survivors to prevent recurrence or those at high-risk for cancer due to family history!