Club Oui

Honey…𝕀π•₯’𝕀 π•Ÿπ• π•₯ 𝕒 π•”π•π•šπ•Ÿπ•šπ•”. 𝕀π•₯’𝕀 𝕒 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕝π•₯𝕙𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕧𝕠𝕝𝕦π•₯π•šπ• π•Ÿ.

ClubΒ Oui has launched, and we have already seen an amazing response. We only have a few spots left!!!! So obvi, you gotta secure your spot today.

CLUBΒ OUIΒ represents what our intention has always been at theΒ OuiΒ Doctor – not a “weight loss” clinic, not a “hormone clinic,” not even a “sexual health” clinic, though we rock at all those things, and they ARE important!

OUIΒ ARE JOY-FACING MEDICINE, andΒ OUIΒ ARE HERE TO SHAPE THE ENTIRE REST OF YOUR LIFE INTO WHAT YOU DESIRE AND DESERVE.

π™Έπš’𝚜 𝚊 πš•πš˜πš—πš-πšπšŽπš›πš– πš›πšŽπš•πšŠπšπš’πš˜πš—πšœπš‘πš’πš™ πšπš’πšŸπš’πš—πš 𝚒𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚘 πš™πš›πšŽπš–πš’πšŽπš›πšŽ, πš•πšžπš‘πšžπš›πš’ πš‘πšŽπšŠπš•πšπš‘πšŒπšŠπš›πšŽ πš’πš— 𝚊 πšœπš’πšœπšπšŽπš– πšπš‘πšŠπš πš’πšœ πšžπšπšπšŽπš›πš•πš’ πš‹πš›πš˜πš”πšŽπš—.

Without further adieu!

CLUBΒ OUI is a MONTHLY MEMBERSHIP of $199.

MEMBERS-ONLY PERKS include:

  • Membership-pricing on GLP-1s NEVER MORE THAN $400/month
  • 10% off all medical-grade supplement purchases with links DM’d to your inbox for ease of ordering and delivery
  • Free medical maryjane license annually + education on how to use it
  • FREE SHIPPING
  • NO CANCELLATION FEES
  • ANY CONSULT OF YOUR CHOICE IS FREE: Mental health, weight loss, hormone testing, sexual health, holistic pain management — you tell us what you need, andΒ OUIΒ WILL GUIDE YOU THERE. THE GOALS ARE YOURS TO NAME. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
  • Text-messaging during clinic hours
  • FREE LAB TESTING (Basic labs – CBC, CMP, etc.)
  • PRIORITY SCHEDULING
  • THE SUPPORT OF THE BEST DANG CLINIC TEAM ON THE PLANET

If you’ve read ALL OF THE ABOVE, you know what an insane deal this is. This is whereΒ OUIΒ are headed. This is the future of healthcare. No more insurance dictating your health. No more five-minute, hand-on-the-doorknob visits where you didn’t get to ask any questions. No more accepting the bare minimum for just getting through life without energy, joy, or ability.

IT’S TIME TO RECLAIM YOUR JOIE DE VIVRE.

𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐭𝐒𝐦𝐞…. 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 π˜π„π’ π“πŽ 𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐁 πŽπ”πˆ!!!!


TO JOIN: Call or text 318-777-6843!

OPEN TO NEW AND EXISTING PATIENTS!!!!

Spots are LIMITED – call today!